Ok ok so who's excited about tomorrows upcoming royal nuptials????? well, not me for one, thats for bleeding sure. I only say this because we have been totally saturated with this caper now for almost a year and I, for one, am at saturation point with it!!!!
And that's another thing - I fucking HATE Liverpool council - I have emailed them before with regard to the state of the parks around my area and they have done little - neigh NOTHING - to alleviate the situation. So today as I'm walking the dog I entered the second park (a nice, quiet tidy park) only to find Waterloo In Bloom tents erected. Pissed me off royally because the bloke came up to me and asked my opinion. I asked him why he wasn't in the other park (adjacent to the park they were in) and he said - and I quote - "Because it isn't tidy enough"! For Fucks Sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why, also, is it that you cant go ANYWHERE in Liverpool without treading in fucking dog shit!!!!!!!! I moved from Devon and we sooooooooooooooo rarely had this problem - the skank hos that live up here are ignorant fucking pratts and I hope that one day a child of theirs falls into a pile of their dogs shit and suffers horrendously from whatever disease dog shit causes. Unfortunately it will probably be the child of somebody pleasant that this happens to. And guess what - the council will do fuck all about it!
Anyway, I've had me rant now. Love you all and sorry for totally depressing you lol.
Until next time
byesey bye byes
Thursday 28 April 2011
Sunday 24 April 2011
here we go here we go - oh there we went!
wahay!!! im getting good at this Twitter caper - I've just done my second post - or Tweet as I believe it's called. Anyway, it's a glorious day here in Liverpool land and it's also Easter Sunday so to all you religious types happy re-incarnation day!!! And to all us atheists - happy chocolate day!!!!
Just been jogging and yes, you guessed it, more dog shit on ones shoe!!! Honestly, the people round here should be put down and their dogs given nappies!!!
Going pub again tonight for sum more carry okey cokey and to get legless (aww poor old Heather Mills). I guess I should delete that because it's one-leggist but I can't abide the woman so tough tittiies!
As you can see the dog shit incident has put me in a "devil-may-care" mood and quite frankly pffffffttttt!!!!!
I notice that after all these posts I haven't got any followers - well I have one - but that doesn't count because it is The Great Green One. AND I have no followers on Twitter so fucking hell to it!!!
Oo I just had a thought - but I'll keep that for another time!!
Anyway I'm off now to go frogging and tickle her.
I'll speak to you all again - and until next time . . . . . .
"Come Fly With Me, Let's Fly Let's Fly Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Just been jogging and yes, you guessed it, more dog shit on ones shoe!!! Honestly, the people round here should be put down and their dogs given nappies!!!
Going pub again tonight for sum more carry okey cokey and to get legless (aww poor old Heather Mills). I guess I should delete that because it's one-leggist but I can't abide the woman so tough tittiies!
As you can see the dog shit incident has put me in a "devil-may-care" mood and quite frankly pffffffttttt!!!!!
I notice that after all these posts I haven't got any followers - well I have one - but that doesn't count because it is The Great Green One. AND I have no followers on Twitter so fucking hell to it!!!
Oo I just had a thought - but I'll keep that for another time!!
Anyway I'm off now to go frogging and tickle her.
I'll speak to you all again - and until next time . . . . . .
"Come Fly With Me, Let's Fly Let's Fly Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Wednesday 20 April 2011
well bugger me!
Hello people! How the hangment are you all? Well the Great Green One and I went to the cinema tonight to see Scre4m (yes, it's actually Scream 4 but that is how it is titled) and as films of its genre go it wasnt that bad I guess. The usual slash and guts tripe, but for a few squid it was an evening out!!!
And omg what marvellous weather we're having at the moment!! Been walking dog, as usual, done a little shopping today (bought some trainer socks which the Great Green One suggested - against my better nature). I've yet to try them, however I need new trainers anyway. Will give them a go some time and let you know how I get on with them. I am of the old school, you see, I prefer ankle socks etc and psychologically will be thinking I have to keep pulling the buggers up!!!
Apprehended a ne'er'do'well in Iceland yesterday - that was fun! He was running out the door with some stolen goodies so I stuck out me foot and tripped the bleeder over!!!! I laughed about it later, but it couldhave been silly really, but hey ho!!!
Anyway, I'm off back to my bottle of Rose wine and a cuddle with the Great Green One and will talk to you all again on anothe occasion.
Until next time
Take care folks xxx
And omg what marvellous weather we're having at the moment!! Been walking dog, as usual, done a little shopping today (bought some trainer socks which the Great Green One suggested - against my better nature). I've yet to try them, however I need new trainers anyway. Will give them a go some time and let you know how I get on with them. I am of the old school, you see, I prefer ankle socks etc and psychologically will be thinking I have to keep pulling the buggers up!!!
Apprehended a ne'er'do'well in Iceland yesterday - that was fun! He was running out the door with some stolen goodies so I stuck out me foot and tripped the bleeder over!!!! I laughed about it later, but it couldhave been silly really, but hey ho!!!
Anyway, I'm off back to my bottle of Rose wine and a cuddle with the Great Green One and will talk to you all again on anothe occasion.
Until next time
Take care folks xxx
Sunday 17 April 2011
oi oi saveloy!!!
Well it's been too long again hasn't it - a week in fact! So what have I been up to? Not a lot, really, but I have been to the doctors!!! OOOHHH WORZY WHAT'S THE MATTER I hear you all cry? Well, I have a skin tag, you see, which has been there for a few months now and the other night it caught something whilst I was in bed and it bled badly so I thought I'd get it checked out - and guess what it's gonna take our lovely NHS a while to get round to it - in the meantime if I bleed to death you know why!
But it's not all doom and gloom - at least the sun is out and it's nice and warm - and it's karaoke night!!! Oh I do love a good old sing song, don't you?
And the gardening is going very very slowly as well - so much crap accumulates in the garden - and what with pulling up and chopping down bushes - well it's never ending, I tell you!
The dog is fine but we have now lost all the goldfish - we seem to have killed off five in the space of about two months and personally I think it's the fault of the pet shop - DON'T EVER BUY FISH FROM THE PET SHOP IN ST. JOHNS ROAD WATERLOO they are probably diseased!!!! I mean, let's face it, it can't be our water because the Great Green One has kept fish before using this water and a different pet shop - and even if there was a problem with the water we have used tank medicine and stuff to aid diseases - so what does that tell you?
Anyway, the budgie is still alive, I'm still alive, The Great Green One is still alive and there is a chicken in the oven just about ready to gulp down so there you go!
Anyways I'm of now to find some solace on a plate!!!
I'll get back to any of you who have enquired about my new book - which is nobody yet thank you so very bloody much!
Just japing with y'all !!!
Until next time
GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDBBBBBBBBYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But it's not all doom and gloom - at least the sun is out and it's nice and warm - and it's karaoke night!!! Oh I do love a good old sing song, don't you?
And the gardening is going very very slowly as well - so much crap accumulates in the garden - and what with pulling up and chopping down bushes - well it's never ending, I tell you!
The dog is fine but we have now lost all the goldfish - we seem to have killed off five in the space of about two months and personally I think it's the fault of the pet shop - DON'T EVER BUY FISH FROM THE PET SHOP IN ST. JOHNS ROAD WATERLOO they are probably diseased!!!! I mean, let's face it, it can't be our water because the Great Green One has kept fish before using this water and a different pet shop - and even if there was a problem with the water we have used tank medicine and stuff to aid diseases - so what does that tell you?
Anyway, the budgie is still alive, I'm still alive, The Great Green One is still alive and there is a chicken in the oven just about ready to gulp down so there you go!
Anyways I'm of now to find some solace on a plate!!!
I'll get back to any of you who have enquired about my new book - which is nobody yet thank you so very bloody much!
Just japing with y'all !!!
Until next time
GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDBBBBBBBBYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Saturday 9 April 2011
hello you lot!
yes i'm back again - it's meeeeeeeee!!!! worzyyyyyy!!!!!! having had a lovely day in Crosby doing the rounds of the charity shops, me and the Great Green one! Been beautiful weather here too! And now I'm settling down with you lot having a bit of peaceful time! Walking the dog is becoming quite interesting at the moment owing to the fact that some pillock is diggng up the road to lay new water pipes and the streets are all dug up and we're having to walk different ways nearly every day - which the dog hates cos he has his own routine of where he likes to go - omg you try and take him a different route and you're in trouble! Honestly! He gets a right strop on and tries to pull me home! He's alright once he actually gets to the park, but getting there - well, honestly!!!
While I'm here can I just offer my condolences to the trainers and jockeys and carers and lovers of the two horses that were sadly lost at todays Grand National - brave horses indeed.
On a lighter note - just be careful if you ever take Dulcolax - please please PLEASE no matter how constipated you are JUST TAKE ONE!!!!!!! I am having a little bit of an up and down evening, shall we say! I'm sure you don't want to know any more than that, so I won't go into detail of how bad my shits are!!!!
Oops too late!!!
Anyways, I'm gonna sign off now and hope you all sleep peacefully and don't get up to any naughty business - well, not until I get there, anyway!!!
Love to you all
taa taa
xxx
While I'm here can I just offer my condolences to the trainers and jockeys and carers and lovers of the two horses that were sadly lost at todays Grand National - brave horses indeed.
On a lighter note - just be careful if you ever take Dulcolax - please please PLEASE no matter how constipated you are JUST TAKE ONE!!!!!!! I am having a little bit of an up and down evening, shall we say! I'm sure you don't want to know any more than that, so I won't go into detail of how bad my shits are!!!!
Oops too late!!!
Anyways, I'm gonna sign off now and hope you all sleep peacefully and don't get up to any naughty business - well, not until I get there, anyway!!!
Love to you all
taa taa
xxx
Thursday 7 April 2011
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Well hello again! How are you all, my lovers??? And before you ask, no, I'm not getting carried away with the typing bug just because I've done two entries in a row! I'm just trying to keep you all updated with my day to day mad existence! Actually, today has been a little slow, although I do seem to have packed a fair amount into it. Did some shopping this morning, bit of shopping, took the dog for a walk and even had time for my jog!
And on top of all that I've had a lovely bath and now I'm relaxing in front of the Royle Family with a nice bottle of Cava and my favourite gal, the Great Green One, by my side on the settee. We now, also, have two goldfish once again in the tank, although that said the new one don't look all that interested in living. To be honest I think something in the house is jinxing them. It does, from time to time, have a mad dash around the tank, or from side to side in the tank, but then it will just lay there at the bottom of the tank for ages on end doing shag all.
Oh before I go can I just say - Wayne Rooney - FUCK OFF ABROAD ALONG WITH "SIR" ALEX FERGUSON
Not sorry about that lol
Til nex time
byeeeeeeeeee
xxx
And on top of all that I've had a lovely bath and now I'm relaxing in front of the Royle Family with a nice bottle of Cava and my favourite gal, the Great Green One, by my side on the settee. We now, also, have two goldfish once again in the tank, although that said the new one don't look all that interested in living. To be honest I think something in the house is jinxing them. It does, from time to time, have a mad dash around the tank, or from side to side in the tank, but then it will just lay there at the bottom of the tank for ages on end doing shag all.
Oh before I go can I just say - Wayne Rooney - FUCK OFF ABROAD ALONG WITH "SIR" ALEX FERGUSON
Not sorry about that lol
Til nex time
byeeeeeeeeee
xxx
Wednesday 6 April 2011
ok ok dont start!!!
Yes it's been ten days since I posted - ho hum what a to-do!!! I haven't even been busy ffs!!! But I have been busy in the garden doing hanging baskets - my word baskets are cheap these days - and thanks to a survey site I received a free bag of Miracle Gro compost and it is FANTASTIC stuff - its dry and you add your own water and you get sooooooo much for the size of the bag! anyway, i'm sure you're all riveted by this information, but I have other things to tell you.
Actually, no I dont, but I'm gonna anywayz. Tonights meal is Spaghetti Bolocknese, which the great green one is cooking for me - and no, I'm not sexist, I'll do the dishes, thank you very much!
Also I am trying to clear the back garden of bits of twig and bushes and that is a nightmare - it just never seems to end. So if there are any volunteers out there, I'd much appreciate it!
Anyway I'm off now cos I'm getting starving and am going to go and prod the great green one into forcing - yes FORCING food into my oral orifice!!!!!
Take care out there you lot and until next time
BIG GREEN LOVE MACHINE (sitting next to me fnar! fnar!)
xxxxx
Actually, no I dont, but I'm gonna anywayz. Tonights meal is Spaghetti Bolocknese, which the great green one is cooking for me - and no, I'm not sexist, I'll do the dishes, thank you very much!
Also I am trying to clear the back garden of bits of twig and bushes and that is a nightmare - it just never seems to end. So if there are any volunteers out there, I'd much appreciate it!
Anyway I'm off now cos I'm getting starving and am going to go and prod the great green one into forcing - yes FORCING food into my oral orifice!!!!!
Take care out there you lot and until next time
BIG GREEN LOVE MACHINE (sitting next to me fnar! fnar!)
xxxxx
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