Yes - ok - I've been a wee lacklustre with my entrances again!!! Oh good grief give me chance to think of something interesting to write!!! Oh thats something - my keyboard is playing up - it keeps missing letters when I type them so I think I'm gonna have to clean under the keys - to say nothing of the fact that three keys are missing altogether - thanks to the dog jumping on the keyboard!!!
Anyway - moving on - tonight is karaoke night - and as you may well be aware we had a new karaoke host on Thursday. God bless him he was a little slow but I think he will get used to things. A couple of the regulars have said they won't be back because it's not the same without Charlie - but it's just a case of getting used to it, is what I say!! Give the newbie a chance - we all have to start somewhere!!! Mind you, that said, the fewer people there the more chance for me to sing - tra la la la la!!!
Well, last couple of days have been pretty samey as usual - walking the dog, jogging, looking for work. Went into town on Friday - omg why is it that whenever I go in Primark it is ALWAYS chocablock - morning noon and night - any day of the week!!!! Usually full of chavs spending their pocket money, but mostly full of the great green one who absolutely adores spending time in there. Mind you, that said, I have a shirt and pair of trousers from in there that I have absolutely fallen in love with - the trouser were less than £9 and I cant remember how much the shirt was but I think it was in the sale - and they make me look so sexy it hurts!!!
Anyway, the Great Green One is almost ready to go to the pub with me now, so I will sign off with this thought - if Rembrandt was colour blind how did he get all the colours right? And if Beethoven was deaf, how did he get all the notes right?
Buggered if I know
Until next time
Off you goooooooooooooooooooooo xxx
Sunday 27 March 2011
Thursday 24 March 2011
ooooo hello!!!
Yes people - it's meeeeeeeeeeeee back again!!! I have been intermittent in my musings again have'nt I? Well, as you know, I had a 40th birthday on Monday - and the big news from that day is THE GREAT GREEN ONE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE (and no I don't mean on Heather Mills) AND PROPOSED TO ME!!!!! I am now an engaged personage and loving every minute of it. And this afternoon I returned the proposal and also got down on one knee (this time it was heather mills) and she accepted so we both proposed and both accepted so that is the best thing I will ever blog on here I reckon.
Well I'm rambling now cos - as usual - I ain't been up to much - although I did have TWO runs today because for some reason I seem to have a build-up of energy (no fart jokes please). And tonight we are off to karaoke - it's a new person running it tonight owing to Charlie's retirement on Sunday - and Charlie if you should ever read this we all wish you a long and happy retirement!
So I'm off now and I will see you all again
ta ta
Well I'm rambling now cos - as usual - I ain't been up to much - although I did have TWO runs today because for some reason I seem to have a build-up of energy (no fart jokes please). And tonight we are off to karaoke - it's a new person running it tonight owing to Charlie's retirement on Sunday - and Charlie if you should ever read this we all wish you a long and happy retirement!
So I'm off now and I will see you all again
ta ta
Sunday 20 March 2011
sunday sunday!!!!!!
Well it's Sunday and I'm about to go off to Charlie's final karaoke so won't be on here too long but I'll fill you in on the days events. Got up, walked dog, went for jog, going pub!!!!! Lmao - ain't I funny!!!!! On a more serious note though it's my 40th birthday tomorrow so Im going into hiding just before midnight tonight - not from anybody else - just from time itself!!!! Actually, I really don't care about age its just a number.
I got things to do now cos I'm late already so will catch up with you later
Until next time people
BYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
I got things to do now cos I'm late already so will catch up with you later
Until next time people
BYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Saturday 19 March 2011
howdy podners
Well it's looming fast. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not telling ya!!! Have had a couple slow days - no surprise there then. But we did go to Liverpool today to do some shopping and the great green one bought my birthday present and some hideous bedding apparel stuff. I dont mind though cos I only sleep in it, don't spend all night admiring it!! (Although I do spend all night admiring the great green one!!)
Oh I'm being too critical - it aint that hideous - its just that it's brown and not my kinda stuff - still it won't show if I do a wet fart will it?
As for Liverpool itself there was the large group of drummers in the town centre doing their bit for Comic Relief - must have been about 60 drummers - varying sizes of drums from small to mahooosive!!!! What a racket!!! It was fantastic - great green one had headache so went of to shop while I stood and watched. Then she went in Primark while I stood and watched a fantastic blind chap playing Wind Beneath My Wings on his guitar - omfg he was amazing - and when we all donated he just looked so humbled - it was awe inspiring and makes me feel glad for everything I have got rather than what I have not got.
Anyway Im a bit tired again now so will sign off for beddybyes and will hopefully talk to you all again soon.
Before I go I just want to say something serious. Next time you see somebody worse off than you then count your blessings - you may not understand them, you may make a snap judgment that they are not as good as you - but they are and in many cases are better than you. Let's all live a little more friendlier. It is true that I prefer animals to humans (en masse that is and this, obviously doesnt include the great green one for whom i will die for if needed), but even I have to admit that for the most part all people have at least one redeeming quantity. Yes, the bad may outweight the good in some cases - but just remember there is some good there somewhere. Somewhere.
Later xxx
Oh I'm being too critical - it aint that hideous - its just that it's brown and not my kinda stuff - still it won't show if I do a wet fart will it?
As for Liverpool itself there was the large group of drummers in the town centre doing their bit for Comic Relief - must have been about 60 drummers - varying sizes of drums from small to mahooosive!!!! What a racket!!! It was fantastic - great green one had headache so went of to shop while I stood and watched. Then she went in Primark while I stood and watched a fantastic blind chap playing Wind Beneath My Wings on his guitar - omfg he was amazing - and when we all donated he just looked so humbled - it was awe inspiring and makes me feel glad for everything I have got rather than what I have not got.
Anyway Im a bit tired again now so will sign off for beddybyes and will hopefully talk to you all again soon.
Before I go I just want to say something serious. Next time you see somebody worse off than you then count your blessings - you may not understand them, you may make a snap judgment that they are not as good as you - but they are and in many cases are better than you. Let's all live a little more friendlier. It is true that I prefer animals to humans (en masse that is and this, obviously doesnt include the great green one for whom i will die for if needed), but even I have to admit that for the most part all people have at least one redeeming quantity. Yes, the bad may outweight the good in some cases - but just remember there is some good there somewhere. Somewhere.
Later xxx
Wednesday 16 March 2011
well i did warn you!!!
Yes it's me again! I have been a little lacklustre in my postings of late and I did say last night that I would make up for it - so here I am - only ONE DAY LATER and I'm blogging for you lovely people!!! I haven't - again - had a very eventful day, but we did do our usual Wednesday trip to Bootle Strand for some shopping and the great green one, in her loving way has been trying to thrust worldly goods upon me being as next Monday is my 40th birthday - but I'm telling you now, I'm having none of it. All I want is what I have now - the great green ones amazing love and warmth.
Anyways, I'll not dribble on too much cos you'll all be sick otherwise lmao. Cant remember if i mentioned this but we now have a small fishtank with two fancy goldfish and a loach (who the great green one has named Ken, as in Ken loach). That said we actually started with three fancy goldfish and a loach, then one goldfish died, then the loach died and now we've upgraded the tank and put a pump in it and are now running on two fancy goldfish and a loach and all seems to be well (touch wood). And we also bought the budgie a new toy for his cage which he seems to have fallen in love with. And I know you're all gonna fucking laugh at that but it's true - he will NOT leave it alone. Still, it's keeping him quiet lol. Even the dog seems to be growing up - he plays less now and lies down quietly for longer periods of time - so Dr Dolittle seems to be losing his touch lmao!!
Anyway Im off to the kitchen now to stock up on cheese and crackers and will talk to you all very soon.
Until next time
Taraaaaaaaaa
Anyways, I'll not dribble on too much cos you'll all be sick otherwise lmao. Cant remember if i mentioned this but we now have a small fishtank with two fancy goldfish and a loach (who the great green one has named Ken, as in Ken loach). That said we actually started with three fancy goldfish and a loach, then one goldfish died, then the loach died and now we've upgraded the tank and put a pump in it and are now running on two fancy goldfish and a loach and all seems to be well (touch wood). And we also bought the budgie a new toy for his cage which he seems to have fallen in love with. And I know you're all gonna fucking laugh at that but it's true - he will NOT leave it alone. Still, it's keeping him quiet lol. Even the dog seems to be growing up - he plays less now and lies down quietly for longer periods of time - so Dr Dolittle seems to be losing his touch lmao!!
Anyway Im off to the kitchen now to stock up on cheese and crackers and will talk to you all very soon.
Until next time
Taraaaaaaaaa
Tuesday 15 March 2011
good grief!!! it's you, isnt it?
Well what can I say - I've been slack, haven't I? Although, to be fair, last night I had an excuse for not being on here - 3 or 4 double brandies (probably triples) so that's why I didnt come here last night. The great green one was determined to get me drunk - as for the other nights I haven't been here - no excuses and I apologise. I haven't really done anything exciting though, but I have some exciting news for you all - my keyboard is slightly broken. That was because I left it on the floor and our dog - who we have now nicknamed cloud - jumped on it and three of the keys wont go back on. Still, they're not all that important so I'll cope. Talking of last night - omg did I barf this morning? Ain't been that sick in years - felt much better after lol. It is a major milestone in my life next Monday and I refuse to acknowledge it - apparently it is my 40th birthday. I don't feel it - I fucking KNOW I dont look it (thank you, Nivea) and I don't believe it could happen to somebody so lovely as me. Oh well, as they say, better to be over the hill than buried under it.
I shall try to be more consistent with my rantings and ravings, as I know you all follow me in your droves - well, at least two of you do anyway - and one of the people that follows me - the great green one - is the most important thing in my world. It is as if we have always been together. Coincidentally, next Monday being my 40th birthday also marks the exact 6th month anniversary of me joining my beloved here in Liverpool - which is a story I shall tell you in the years to come.
Anyway it has gone the witching hour and I have to be up early tomorrow so I am going to sign off with this thought - how do you solve a problem like Maria?
And my thoughts also at this time are going out to the people of Japan and their relatives and all those who have suffered from the earthquake and tsunamis. I am not a religious person, and do not believe in God, but if you do believe in God and read this then please say a prayer for these people and may your Gods go with you all. xxx
Until next time
xxx
I shall try to be more consistent with my rantings and ravings, as I know you all follow me in your droves - well, at least two of you do anyway - and one of the people that follows me - the great green one - is the most important thing in my world. It is as if we have always been together. Coincidentally, next Monday being my 40th birthday also marks the exact 6th month anniversary of me joining my beloved here in Liverpool - which is a story I shall tell you in the years to come.
Anyway it has gone the witching hour and I have to be up early tomorrow so I am going to sign off with this thought - how do you solve a problem like Maria?
And my thoughts also at this time are going out to the people of Japan and their relatives and all those who have suffered from the earthquake and tsunamis. I am not a religious person, and do not believe in God, but if you do believe in God and read this then please say a prayer for these people and may your Gods go with you all. xxx
Until next time
xxx
Thursday 10 March 2011
Right! Listen Up
Am I in trouble with you lot? It's been a few days since I last posted, and I'm guessing you're all a bit peeved about that - missing your favourite person on the web!!! Well - I haven't been up to much - as usual - but I have made a cake!!! See the thing is we purchased (the great green one and I) a Betty Crocker cake mix. We paid a princely sum for the privilege, looked at instructions on the back only to be told we had to then go out and spend another £2 plus just for the fucking icing/filling!!!!!!!
I'm sorry Ms Crocker but this isn't good enough. Yes your cake may well be very nice indeed, if a bit sickly (especially when u have half a brick like I did) but do you really have to rip people off by charging the equivalent of more than £5 for a frigging sponge????
Anyway, thats off my chest now.
Erm, gone a bit off piste now!!! Right - taken dog for walkies (most days this week with the exception of yesterday when I was otherwise engaged), been for me usual jog along the beach and yes I did get a little wet this afternoon but it was worth it because I also got blown back up the beach upon my return so that was nice! Went to Strand yesterday and hit the shops, bought a hoodie in second hand shop for a couple quid or so and as I say made a cake today. But the big event of today - wait for it - I died my hair blonde!!!! Well, the great green one did it, so if I look stupid next time u see me it's not entireley my fault. Although, it is more piss coloured than blonde, look a bit like a gone wrong Ivy Tilsley.
Anyway, I've had quite a long old time of it on here tonight haven't I? OOOOOOmg forgot about that!!!! We also went out today and purchased three goldfish and a loach - the goldfish have been named Curly Larry and Mo (something to do with some old people the great green one knows, apparently) and the Loach is called Ken - I ask you, fucking Ken Loach!!!!!
Oh and the budgie's gone wrong as well. He seems to be poorly, so no doubt that'll be something else to replace!!!!!!
And the fucking housing association sent around Hewie Dewie and Lewie to sort out our back light and they did one bang on the bedroom wall and fucked off! Not heard anything since!!!
Anyway I'll try and keep you updated on all the excitement.
Until next time
BOGIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
bye bye
I'm sorry Ms Crocker but this isn't good enough. Yes your cake may well be very nice indeed, if a bit sickly (especially when u have half a brick like I did) but do you really have to rip people off by charging the equivalent of more than £5 for a frigging sponge????
Anyway, thats off my chest now.
Erm, gone a bit off piste now!!! Right - taken dog for walkies (most days this week with the exception of yesterday when I was otherwise engaged), been for me usual jog along the beach and yes I did get a little wet this afternoon but it was worth it because I also got blown back up the beach upon my return so that was nice! Went to Strand yesterday and hit the shops, bought a hoodie in second hand shop for a couple quid or so and as I say made a cake today. But the big event of today - wait for it - I died my hair blonde!!!! Well, the great green one did it, so if I look stupid next time u see me it's not entireley my fault. Although, it is more piss coloured than blonde, look a bit like a gone wrong Ivy Tilsley.
Anyway, I've had quite a long old time of it on here tonight haven't I? OOOOOOmg forgot about that!!!! We also went out today and purchased three goldfish and a loach - the goldfish have been named Curly Larry and Mo (something to do with some old people the great green one knows, apparently) and the Loach is called Ken - I ask you, fucking Ken Loach!!!!!
Oh and the budgie's gone wrong as well. He seems to be poorly, so no doubt that'll be something else to replace!!!!!!
And the fucking housing association sent around Hewie Dewie and Lewie to sort out our back light and they did one bang on the bedroom wall and fucked off! Not heard anything since!!!
Anyway I'll try and keep you updated on all the excitement.
Until next time
BOGIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
bye bye
Sunday 6 March 2011
omg how long did that take???
Well hello my friends - and yes, I owe you all an apology - becauseI haven't been here for a while lol - four days without wonderful glorious beautiful me!!!! And guess what? I havent got very much to write about, either (surprise, surprise)!!
Ooh I know something I can tell you - I've just shaved off my beard and tache after nearly 20 years - and cut my lip quite badly into the bargain - and it's still sore!!! The great green one is being ever sympathetic, but it's cold comfort to a man who doesn't like pain, I must say!!! Can't even have a proper pull on a fag, fgs!!!
Planning on going to karaoke tonight, but I'll have to sing something slow so me lips don't have to move around too much - can't even give the great green one a lovely snog!!!! Still, it might be less painful tomorrow, eh?
And if anybody is interested it is not long now until my 40th birthday, and if I'm still here on that day I shall be as pissed as a nipple so don't expect a diary entry!!! (Not that I'll be getting drunk to celebrate, trust me)!
Anyhoo, I'm going to go do things to my kitchen now (cleaning, dishes, etc) and shall speak to you all again very soon, with the grace of god and a bit of luck!!!!
Until next time folks
BYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Ooh I know something I can tell you - I've just shaved off my beard and tache after nearly 20 years - and cut my lip quite badly into the bargain - and it's still sore!!! The great green one is being ever sympathetic, but it's cold comfort to a man who doesn't like pain, I must say!!! Can't even have a proper pull on a fag, fgs!!!
Planning on going to karaoke tonight, but I'll have to sing something slow so me lips don't have to move around too much - can't even give the great green one a lovely snog!!!! Still, it might be less painful tomorrow, eh?
And if anybody is interested it is not long now until my 40th birthday, and if I'm still here on that day I shall be as pissed as a nipple so don't expect a diary entry!!! (Not that I'll be getting drunk to celebrate, trust me)!
Anyhoo, I'm going to go do things to my kitchen now (cleaning, dishes, etc) and shall speak to you all again very soon, with the grace of god and a bit of luck!!!!
Until next time folks
BYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Wednesday 2 March 2011
oooo there you are!!!
Well I'm getting in early today and I'll tell ya for why!!!! I have a bad thumb. I don't know how I have done it, and I don't really care, all I can say is it is very very sore, has swollen, and is causing me a lot of trouble - especially with regards to picking things up and holding them and undoing things etc. So just in case I have to have it amputated I'll start early (oh, and I intend to get drunk on a very nice sparkling rose I purchased earlier).
So what have I been up to? Well not a great deal really, as usual, dog to park, cuddles for the great green one, jogging, more cuddles (not whilst jogging, obviously), and today we went to the Strand for a little walkabout. Oh, and did I mention I've got a sore thumb?
Also, as some of you may be aware, I do a lot of online surveys. The majority of them take about 5-15 minutes, but one was going on for nearly 40 minutes and then it froze on me and I couldn't finish it - so that pissed me off a little - especially with me sore thumb and all!!!!
But I won't moan, only about me thumb.
I haven't really got much else to report, really, but would like to say R.I.P to the late and very great (chested) Jane Russell who can, hopefully, take my thumb with her (as long as she replaces it with one that don't hurt).
Anyways, until next time
Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye
So what have I been up to? Well not a great deal really, as usual, dog to park, cuddles for the great green one, jogging, more cuddles (not whilst jogging, obviously), and today we went to the Strand for a little walkabout. Oh, and did I mention I've got a sore thumb?
Also, as some of you may be aware, I do a lot of online surveys. The majority of them take about 5-15 minutes, but one was going on for nearly 40 minutes and then it froze on me and I couldn't finish it - so that pissed me off a little - especially with me sore thumb and all!!!!
But I won't moan, only about me thumb.
I haven't really got much else to report, really, but would like to say R.I.P to the late and very great (chested) Jane Russell who can, hopefully, take my thumb with her (as long as she replaces it with one that don't hurt).
Anyways, until next time
Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye
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