long weekend in liverpool

Well it's been a couple days since I last wrote so you'd think I've got loads of stuff to report - well you'd be thinking wrong lol. Actually, we went for a little bus ride yesterday, me and the great green one. We went to Kirkby (which, by all accounts in this part of the world, is pronounced Kirby). OMG it's cold there, I have to say - the wind the whips round you is a cruel, demanding one (oo, sounds like the start of a novel set in Grimsby!). We did a little trawl of the shops which, I'm sorry Anita but they are a bit lacking!! Anyway I did also do the usual of walking the dog and taking me jog - however me jog went slightly awry halfway along the beach and I twisted me ankle and had to kinda hobble home.

Nevertheless today was similar. Took the dog for a walk and then, foolishly thinking I was ok I went for a jog! Well I was alright until halfway back the beach when I started to hurt again so had to hobble, and came across an old bloke laying on the beach. He said he was alright and didnt want any help, but if you read about some old bloke in the paper this week found dead on the beach don't be blaming me cos I did offer to help him!!!!

Anyways, I'm off to bed in a minute and oh yes because of some rather unnerving dreams I've been having lately I purchased a dreamcatcher - here's hoping it works!!!!

Until next time readers

Off we go!!!!!

well there you have it

Yes, yet another day done and dusted - well actually it's gone midnight so another day has already started! The great green one and myself went to the bank today to open a joint account - oh my god what a palava! Back in my day you could take a pound into a bank and just open an account - these days you have to be vetted by the FBI, the CIA and the KGB before they'll even let you in the door!!!

Was up at a godawful hour today, and took the dog out early - beautiful day for a walk in the park with him - lovely and warm after the cold wet windy winter up here, I have to say!!

Still, we went, as I said, to open the account and went for a little walk round the strand shops - poor maid got stressed out looking for bedding so I ran away and hid in the bookies!!!  A new bed turned up tonight, so I guess thats what the bedding's for! Won a tenner on the lotto last night so I thought I'd treat us to a takeaway tonight - just for fun! All that jogging's going out the window if I eat that crap too much! Had a fairly pleasant jog, although I did get a funny knee as a result - it started telling jokes! No, seriously, it did hurt for a while, but I soon forgot my pain when I looked into the eyes of my beautiful beloved!

Well, that's me off to the land of noddy and big ears for now to give my lovely one a cuddle and hug mwah mwah mwah!!!

I shall see you all again I hope and until I do I shall leave you with this thought . . .








Byeeyeyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyyyyyyeeeeeeyeyeye xxx

oops!!!

Sorry about last blog it kinda got eaten by the internet!!!!

What can I say about today? Well, not much really. Usual stuff, walked dog, went for an early run today and then me and the gorgeous green one did a trawl of all the local charity shops - and bought nowt! We've now settled into our usual evening routine of doing online surveys and generally snogging each other daft!

I never realised love could be such a warm, all-embracing thing! But I'm sure you really don't want to know about my mushy side - it's just I'm so happy with my significant other!

And also, she is a fantastic cook! Spag Bol tonight, and always a perfect choice - as many of you will probably agree - even better when cooked with love (aww stop it now lol!!!)

I can't think of anything sensible to say tonight, so will leave you all with this thought . . . . isn't kissing great???? Ooo and hugging, and holding hands, and being in love!!!!!

Until next time folks

Byebyebyebyebyebye!!!

Ok ok I know

I wasnt on last night - keep yer heads on!!!! It had been a long long long day and I'd actually done something different - I attended a course for trying to get back to work. It was full of "yoofs" who looked like they really didnt want a job anyway - still, I'm sure they'll all surprise the world by becoming the next European President or something!

Todays doings havent been that exciting though, and the poor dog hasnt been for a walk for two days now - just as well we have a large back garden for him to run mad in. The dogs been acting very weird today - watching telly on the arm of the sofa and sitting on the floor watching the budge - and he's currently chasing his tail around the lounge - if he ever catches the bugger he'll be in trouble lmao. I've had my jog, although I'm getting excited now because the great green goddess has decided she is going to join me of an evening for a jog soon - but she has warned me that she farts a lot when she runs, which is something to look forward to, I must say.

I have been collecting a dvd set free each day with a certain paper, the delightful TV series Larkrise to Candleford. For anybody who has never seen this and enjoys gentle period drama I urge you to watch it - and also to read the books because it is simply divine - my one weakness lol!

Anyway, I seem to have taken up a great deal of your computers memory tonight, so I'll leave you in peace now and bid you good eve!!!

Until next time peeps

Orf I Go!!! xx

ooooo matron

Well here we are again folks! And I know there's at least two of you reading this now, so I suppose I'd better make it interesting today. Let me see, what have I done?

Well, I got up - which is strange because I don't remember that part! ThenI checked the dog was still able to walk - sadly he is, so I had to take him out - omg it was cold and windy at the park! Mother to be came downstairs and started getting generally in the way so I went for me jog - which, again, wasn't any warmer than walking thank you very much! And when I came back self exiled myself to the kitchen because the outlaws (sorry, inlaws) came round!

No, that's not fair, they are a lovely bunch of guys, I just feel out of my depth with new people until I really open up (and vice versa). If any of you are finding my musings boring or repetitive then I can only apologise, but until I get the great green one to agree to marry me I don't think I'll have much exciting to say.

She sits next to me as we speak, slowly spiralling into loves insane pit - she does make me so happy, I have to tell you folks. I just wish, sometimes, that I could be perfect for her - and by that I mean perfect in every thing I am and do.

Anyway, I'm going to be going to bed quite early tonight because I'm tired - too many late nights and too many early mornings are starting to kill me I reckon! Oh and if you're reading this Anita we must all go for a drink again very very soon!!!

Until next time folks

Bora Da!!!

uh oh me again

Yep okay so you caught me out - I havent done anything overly exciting today. It doesnt stop me writing this pap though does it lol? Im kinda guessing you're all pre-empting my entries now with what I've done during the day. Well, yes, for a start I took the dog for a walk - albeit an abbreviated one as he didn't seem interested in staying out long - mind you it was cold today. I had my run, which doesnt seem to be making much difference to me big belly, but hey at least I'm trying. And I got rudely awoken at 7.10 am by the postman delivering (well what else would he be doing, lets face it) a parcel.

Ooooh there ya go - there's something exciting for ya - being as I got up soooooooooo early I decided to attack the ginormous ironing mountain and totally finished it - took me three hours, but I did it!

My cold seems to be lingering a while, even though it is lessening - and I'm now having hot flushes so I guess this is the beginning of the end of youth for me sob sob. Still, at least I have the great and wondrous green one to keep me feeling young, God love her bones.

Anyway I'm off to have an ice lolly now cos I'm burning up, and I'll hopefully try and touch base with you guys tomorrow!!! So until then . . . .

Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxx

cooooeeeeeyyyyy

Yes its me again and omg have I been busy today? Well, no, actually! But I have been for two jogs today which is quite exciting lmao. And, yes, took the dog for a walk. Still got a cold but it is dissipating very nicely, thank you! Also went to the shops, went for a walk with the great green one (after a massive bolognese we both needed it) and am now sat here quietly farting and stuffing down a box of Thorntons choccies with my beloved (I gave her the red wrapped heart shaped one, obviously). The dog is now chewing his ring, and the budgie will not shut up for love nor money!

So all is well in the scarecrow household. Tomorrow I plan to do some more job hunting and oh yes as you probably all know my nickname is Worzel and yesterday at a charity shop we found some videos of Worzel Gummidge and bought home. Started watching them last night - sooooooo funny - a bit outdated, obviously, but seriously amusing!

I notice after all this time I still have only one follower - come on guys get it together lmao!!!

Anyways Im going to leave you all with this thought . . . Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Until tomorrow

Toodlepip!!!!

bleurgh!!!

Hello you lot. I'm not stopping very long tonight cos the great and wondrous green one has given me her cold, God love her bones! It's not that I'm suffering from man flu, cos trust me I hate being ill and will force my way through it with a blunderbus if necessary - it's just that I've had a long day, and feel the need to sleep early tonight and think I shall retire early. I didnt want to let any of you down though, so I thought I'd give you a very brief rundown.
I got up
I went out
I came hom
I had a very very short jog
I cooked tea
I crashed out

Just call me Paris Hilton lmao!!! Anywayz, if any of you do read me then can you please go to my page and officially "follow" me cos I only got one follower - and tell all your friends and family and get them to tell and spread it round the world!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll hopefully type to you all tomorrow - take care y'all

Syanara
xxx

eeek a new doctor!!!!

Hello again my friends- happy new week to you all. Well, I have been busy today. I had to go and register with a new doctor today, and had to take a sample with me (which I'm sure you all wanted to know). I saw the nurse today for bp etc and she said for 39 I was in amazing shape (rich tea and sympathy me thinks). Although if I am in amazing shape it's all down to the green one and her marvellous love for me and mine for her! After the doctors we took a little mosey on down to Crosby to do a tour of the charity shops where I purchased some more of my books (I like reading quirky facts and information books). Other than that, I havent really done a great deal - didnt even have time to walk the fluffball today (who seems to have developed something of a weird fetish for the budgie - don't ask). I don't have anything planned for tomorrow - yet - so if you think tonights message is boring you wait til tomorrow lmao!!!

Some of you might have noticed that I have a repetitive blog here, but that's because I am happy with my day to day life and if I had to do anything different it would just be to win the lottery and live 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year with the great green valentine of my heart, my lovely Diane.

Still, I'm gonna let you all get on with your lives now, and hopefully I will get better at writing this tripe soon tee hee.

Until next time

Bon Voyage!!!

well hello again!!!

Yes, sadly it's been a couple days since my last entry - lazy old git!! It was "mums" birthday yesterday so all was a bit hectic and last night I got so tied up (oo-er) in being tired I just couldnt manage it (blogging that is). So what's new with me then? Err, not much actually. Same stuff different day - although I have to say I am getting stupider in love with the green one every day - and aww bless her someones very kindly given her a cold - which I'm sure she'll happily spread my way. The budgie is having an ongoing moulting session (which seems to have lasted about three months) and is flapping around like a flailing pheasant in the road, God love him. Yes, I've done the usual today - I've walked the dog, I've had a jog and now I'm settling down to talk to you lovely folk. As I have just learnt how to add this blog to fb could you all please follow me and get your friends and family to follow me - even if the stuff I put on here is somewhat inane and boring, it'd be great to see how many followers I could get.

Whilst I'm here, I just want to say that you hear so much about people dying these days, and celebrities etc, but I would just like to spare a thought for the two horses that very very sadly and tragically died at Newbury racecourse yesterday - some of you may think I am wrong to do this, but with the exception of the green one I prefer animals to humans for the most part - that's not to say I don't like all humans, most, I believe, are very good deep down - but it's just who I am.

Anyway, thanks again for your time reading my drivvel - and until next time

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

omg not another wednesday!!

Well hello gals and guys. Yes, as the title says, another Wednesday. Where does the time go? I have been very very busy today, up at 8, couldnt sleep so rolled a load of ciggies, had me coffee, did some Babbling on't t'internet lol. Then I had an appointment for an hour and the great wondrous green one joined me after for a lovely little shopping escapade at Bootle Strand. Oh yes, and that's another thing - I've noticed how boring these blogs are becoming - and thanks to one of the green ones friends' I have also learnt that they are mad ramblings. So, I have decided that tomorrow I am going to completely fill my day with non-inane chores and tasks and give you a mad yet exciting run down tomorrow evening. What's the betting's I'll get run over by an aeroplane and end up in hospital and not be able to?

Anyway I am going to cut this one short because I havent got off me arse for nearly 2 hours so I really need a stretch.

Until next time blogfollowers

Yakki Da!!!

the primark day

Well I told you I was going to the sales - and omg did I spend or what? Actually, no I didn't - but the wonderous green one did - and spent nearly an hour in Primark! In the meantime I visited the toilet once and three other shops - as well as having my own look around Primark. What do ladies find so fascinating about clothes shopping? It is a wondrous event that men shall never understand. I suppose for their part women must wonder what men find so fascinating about sport and football and pubs and the like - I totally agree with them there though, as I am not your "typical man" - preferring to spend my time pandering to my good ladies predilection for enjoyment of the couturiership of the world! Actually, I quite enjoy looking around the ladies lingerie section to be honest - such a wider choice than the mens' section . . . anyway - moving on!

I had little time to do much else today, didnt even take the poor doggy for a walk - still I managed a short jog, and that was about it really. Tomorrow I am visiting another of our local shopping centres in Bootle Strand - and hoping to get an idea of what to buy my angel for valentines day - although I don't agree with it - not that i'm a cheapskate man, just that my argument is that there should not be one labelled day to tell and show your beloved that you care - you should be able to find a new and originaly way to do so every day of your life. Still, I'm not going to deprive my angel of her worth - I shall find something suitable - although I am not buying a card - I shall make one as I believe it has more feeling and meaning.

Anyway I'm sure I've rambled on enough for you all today so I shall bid you a long overdue good evening!

Until next time

Adiue xxx

the post-weekend post!

Well I did warn you I wouldn't be here last night - I was too busy singing me guts out at the Karaoke. Mad Carol made me do two duets with her - Up Where We Belong (and we all know where that mad bat belongs) and He Aint Heavy (although her singing is). Again I've had a relatively quiet weekend - yep, walking the dog - well, trying to - the wind up round this way has been SOOOO mad that we were both blown back up South Road so it took us about half the time to do our normal walk. Oh and if anybody from SkyTV is watching this can you please stop giving the useless excuse of "bad weather" for the poor reception from your dishes? Over 20 years using this system to sort out a way of  fixing it and still no joy!!! Go on - sue me - I dare ya!

Moving quickly on . . .

The green one has a lovely morning planned - she is going to the dentist (tee hee, me being fully dentured never have to worry about the needle again). After that we're going to town to see if there's any scrag-ends left in the really cheap sale buckets (and am I the only one that thinks charity shops are a rip-off? They are more expensive than the retailers!!!) Well I'll let you know if I found anything tomorrow night - along with any other exciting events that come our way!!! Until tomorrow

Bon Viveur!!!!
(wotevaaaaa)
xxx

well hello there

Yes, it's that time again - time for me to fill your life with rubbish! I've actually done something exciting today!!! I've been to the local town arcade and bought a skin for me laptop - a black and silver pirate skull no less!! Yes, the excitement of my day knows no bounds! Have nothing else really to tell you - omg I didnt even walk the dog today - shock, horror! Also, I've had a vindaloo tonight so  the poor green one is going to suffer my arse later, im afraid! Oh, and guess what I just got two numbers plus the bonus ball on the lottery - can't even get a bleedin tenner lmao. Still, I have all I want from my love, sitting next to me on the settee, just being all snuggly and lovely. Actually, I've been in a very soppy mood all day - it all started, for some bizarre reason, in Asda - I just couldn't stop kissing her cheek and smooching with her - oh I love her sooooooo much. I tell you what, I might not be on tomorrow night because it's karaoke night at the pub and I shall be too tired when I get in so, just in case I don't see you all I bid you a good rest of the weekend and happy start to the new week. For now

Sayanara xxx

it's me again

well shame on me for forgetting to do this last night!!! The shame! The shock!! lmao anyways its been quite a quiet couple of days, as per usual - you know the gist by now, walking the dog, do the shopping, go jogging - oh, i forgot to tell you that i go jogging most days - in a vain attempt to lose a bit of weight. It's going slowly and to be honest I only FEEL better, I certainly don't look better. But that's enough of my woes. Oh, and that's another thing - yet again we are suffering with bad winds in the area and a certain satellite provider (namely the three letter one that is kinda upwards from the planet - you know - in the clouds etc) has ALWAYS had a problem with reception in bad weather. So we are going to switch soon to the one that ends with Media - them being my one time provider many moons ago and the best in my opinion. Still, to cheer ourselves up we are planning, weather permitting, to have a day out at town tomorrow. I am now going to catch up with Casualty from Christmas and before that I have on tape so I will talk to you all again tomorrow!!! Until then

Au revoire!!

hellooooooo again

Well another day has slipped into oblivion and again I feel a great sense of purpose has descended upon my life - well, all sarcasm aside my only reason for being at the moment is the ever growing love for the green one! I did take a little sojourn to Bootle today for a meeting, which I won't bore you with! I also walked - yes you've guessed it - the doggy! Had a few fights with the budgie - omg that thing has problems! He comes to the side of the cage and waits for me to put my finger against the bar before attacking me like a demented concrete swingball !! We had various workmen here today - outside and inside - cheeky bleeder had the nerve to ASK for a cuppa lol. Still, he was good looking, so the green one agreed to give him one - and a cuppa tee hee. Oh, good, you've discovered my level of humour - base!!! Her beady eyes are looking over my shoulder so I can't type too much about her, lest it sends her into a fit of giggles (I know her sensitive spot). I know I'm rambling, but its a great way to unwind at the end of a mad day. Well, anyway, here's hoping tomorrows journal will bring news of great excitement and wonder!!! Til then

tatty bye byes xxx

another day another penny

hello again!!! well what have i been up to today? Erm - yep, you guessed it - walking the dog, bit of shopping, baked a marvellous bread pudding - one of me favourite cakes/puddings which will never be able to make like me mum did lol. Omg doesn't everything your mum cooks taste fantastic? The memories will never die! Been doing lots of online surveys as well - hoping one of them will send me a big fat cheque for £80 million - i think not!! Mind you that said I lost another quid on a greyhound - seems like a regular occurrance! I shall make my fortune from writing my new novel soon - I have lots of ideas in the pipeline - some of which I have already started on. Oh, and if you're interested it's my third day of blogging and still I have only one follower - still, never mind - I'm sure even Charles Dickens started off as an unknown! Oh, I did empty our money boxes today to pay the gas bill - and was excited to find that there was £80 plus in there - mind you you can guarantee the bill will be more than that! Ho-hum - until tomorrow friends!!!

Tally-ho!!!