Right! Listen Up

Am I in trouble with you lot? It's been a few days since I last posted, and I'm guessing you're all a bit peeved about that - missing your favourite person on the web!!! Well - I haven't been up to much - as usual - but I have made a cake!!! See the thing is we purchased (the great green one and I) a Betty Crocker cake mix. We paid a princely sum for the privilege, looked at instructions on the back only to be told we had to then go out and spend another £2 plus just for the fucking icing/filling!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Ms Crocker but this isn't good enough. Yes your cake may well be very nice indeed, if a bit sickly (especially when u have half a brick like I did) but do you really have to rip people off by charging the equivalent of more than £5 for a frigging sponge????

Anyway, thats off my chest now.

Erm, gone a bit off piste now!!! Right - taken dog for walkies (most days this week with the exception of yesterday when I was otherwise engaged), been for me usual jog along the beach and yes I did get a little wet this afternoon but it was worth it because I also got blown back up the beach upon my return so that was nice! Went to Strand yesterday and hit the shops, bought a hoodie in second hand shop for a couple quid or so and as I say made a cake today. But the big event of today - wait for it - I died my hair blonde!!!! Well, the great green one did it, so if I look stupid next time u see me it's not entireley my fault. Although, it is more piss coloured than blonde, look a bit like a gone wrong Ivy Tilsley.

Anyway, I've had quite a long old time of it on here tonight haven't I? OOOOOOmg forgot about that!!!! We also went out today and purchased three goldfish and a loach - the goldfish have been named Curly Larry and Mo (something to do with some old people the great green one knows, apparently) and the Loach is called Ken - I ask you, fucking Ken Loach!!!!!

Oh and the budgie's gone wrong as well. He seems to be poorly, so no doubt that'll be something else to replace!!!!!!

And the fucking housing association sent around Hewie Dewie and Lewie to sort out our back light and they did one bang on the bedroom wall and fucked off! Not heard anything since!!!

Anyway I'll try and keep you updated on all the excitement.

Until next time


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