good grief!!! it's you, isnt it?

Well what can I say - I've been slack, haven't I? Although, to be fair, last night I had an excuse for not being on here - 3 or 4 double brandies (probably triples) so that's why I didnt come here last night. The great green one was determined to get me drunk - as for the other nights I haven't been here - no excuses and I apologise. I haven't really done anything exciting though, but I have some exciting news for you all - my keyboard is slightly broken. That was because I left it on the floor and our dog - who we have now nicknamed cloud - jumped on it and three of the keys wont go back on. Still, they're not all that important so I'll cope.  Talking of last night - omg did I barf this morning? Ain't been that sick in years - felt much better after lol. It is a major milestone in my life next Monday and I refuse to acknowledge it - apparently it is my 40th birthday. I don't feel it - I fucking KNOW I dont look it (thank you, Nivea) and I don't believe it could happen to somebody so lovely as me. Oh well, as they say, better to be over the hill than buried under it.

I shall try to be more consistent with my rantings and ravings, as I know you all follow me in your droves - well, at least two of you do anyway - and one of the people that follows me - the great green one - is the most important thing in my world. It is as if we have always been together. Coincidentally, next Monday being my 40th birthday also marks the exact 6th month anniversary of me joining my beloved here in Liverpool - which is a story I shall tell you in the years to come.

Anyway it has gone the witching hour and I have to be up early tomorrow so I am going to sign off with this thought - how do you solve a problem like Maria?

And my thoughts also at this time are going out to the people of Japan and their relatives and all those who have suffered from the earthquake and tsunamis. I am not a religious person, and do not believe in God, but if you do believe in God and read this then please say a prayer for these people and may your Gods go with you all. xxx

Until next time

xxx